Thought Pick up lines

The best Thought pick up lines

Are you my suicidal thoughts?

Because I can’t stop thinking of you.
👤︎ u/nousernamesbeleft
📅︎ Jan 16
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Have you thought about storming the capital?

Because you're inciting an erection
👤︎ u/Edward768
📅︎ Jan 23
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Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Edit: Thanks for all the wards and upvote guys, of y’all use it let me know how it works for you!
👤︎ u/XeroMMR
📅︎ Sep 11
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What are your thoughts on royalty?

Because I want to make your face my throne
👤︎ u/Alkedi44
📅︎ Jan 09
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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you,

I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 01
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Haha i dont think shouldve thought of this but whatevs lmao

hey girl am i a serial killer cause i want to see you raped and dead in a ditch as you can tell this always gets the girls .......................whether they like it or not
👤︎ u/Jackimate
📅︎ Jan 13
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I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.
👤︎ u/BlackJones2
📅︎ Oct 04
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If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you...

I’d have a nickel, because I’ve never stopped
👤︎ u/Piece-Of-Ham
📅︎ Nov 11
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If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

Hope she says yes
👤︎ u/Mr_infiknight
📅︎ Jul 21
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If a star fell each time I've thought of you,

*the sky would be empty.*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 19
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I thought corona was making me crazy

But then i saw you
👤︎ u/oldtimesun
📅︎ Nov 08
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I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one 😉
👤︎ u/subtleshooter
📅︎ Aug 22
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I thought smoking here is not allowed

Cuz you are smoking hot
👤︎ u/blackbird_on_weed
📅︎ Dec 03
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How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴" 5 get laid
👤︎ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
📅︎ Jan 10
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Thought of this in the shower...

‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’ You all take my breath away...
👤︎ u/Thedrugfiend
📅︎ Jul 08
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I thought a shooting star was the most beautiful thing ever

Till i saw you
👤︎ u/zzz370Nismo
📅︎ Jun 11
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Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK” 😏👉🏼😂😂
👤︎ u/DVCatfishCowboy
📅︎ Aug 22
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I thought happiness began with h

but for me began with u
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Jul 17
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I thought i was having a heart attack

Because your sweet smile made my heart stop
👤︎ u/heyvishall
📅︎ Jul 06
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Just thought of it and it sounded good to me

Even though sometimes you make me feel lonely, you really are my one and only
👤︎ u/Assassin07555
📅︎ Aug 19
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I thought of you while having chocolate cake

Cause your just too sweet
👤︎ u/haydenownsreddit
📅︎ Apr 26
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Just thought of this one

Are you coffee? Because you grind so fine
👤︎ u/karensworstnightmare
📅︎ Jul 23
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So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here! 👋🏻

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is: "Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.
👤︎ u/LegoFanNumber1
📅︎ May 18
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Thought this one up last night

Wanna know why I CANT wear pants? Why? Because they don’t make em with 3 legs
👤︎ u/sourbrownpoop
📅︎ Jun 26
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Her: I have a boyfriend!

Me: I have a Maths Test Her: ...what? Me: Oh, I thought we were both naming things we could cheat on
👤︎ u/Curious_Elk2648
📅︎ Jan 17
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Wanna hear a mind-blowing thought?

You
👤︎ u/rattar2
📅︎ Apr 20
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I thought Covid19 was infectious...

Until I saw your smile.
👤︎ u/Buttersy_ToiletHead
📅︎ Mar 03
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Damn girl are you a lsd induced thought loop?

Cuz I can’t get u outta my mind 🥰🥰🥰
👤︎ u/throwaway42069365
📅︎ Mar 12
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I was just thinking the same thing they thought when designing the keyboard,

That u and I should be together.
👤︎ u/festusbmm
📅︎ Apr 14
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Do you think it would hurt to fall from a vending machine?

Option 1: I knew you would know cause damn girl you a snack Option 2: Sorry I thought you would know cause damn girl you a snack (Yes it is dumb, yes it has worked, yes I am sad.)
👤︎ u/PeepeepoopooXDXD
📅︎ Oct 17
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Hey girl are you a block of cheese?

My doctor warned me about you. Just the thought of eating you out made my heart stop 💀🧀
👤︎ u/darling_23
📅︎ Dec 08
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So many beautiful Women here

And we're still not together...... Thought of this while walking with my friend in the mall yesterday
👤︎ u/fryan4
📅︎ Dec 08
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If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

Cause you never left my mind.
👤︎ u/RajuNeupane
📅︎ Oct 15
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Thought of this one myself

Are you a Hershey bar because I put the milk in chocolate
👤︎ u/Lil_KitKat345
📅︎ Mar 13
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Hey girl, are you suicidal thoughts?

'Cuz I can't get you out of my head.
👤︎ u/RC-01138
📅︎ Oct 11
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I thought happiness started with “H”

Then why does mine start with U
👤︎ u/dannydon03
📅︎ Oct 07
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BOO!!!! Oh you thought that was scary?

I'll have you screaming all night.
👤︎ u/Fivemans
📅︎ Aug 09
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If I had a dollar for everytime I thought of you

I’d have $1 because I never stop thinking about you:)
👤︎ u/dannydon03
📅︎ Oct 14
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Roses are red, violets are blue

Poems are stupid, just like I am for you (I saw a similar line, and thought this sounded better)
👤︎ u/xXFangregaliaXx
📅︎ Jul 31
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The size of the ship doesn’t matter. It’s all about the motion of the ocean and the captains experience. So, can I take a dive your ocean?

I know it’s a little long but I just thought of it and I had to write it down before I forgot.
👤︎ u/esairoman00
📅︎ Oct 16
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Damm, you looking sweet but do you wanna taste my vanilla extract

I was scrolling through here when I thought of this lol
👤︎ u/killmeIwillfeelbetta
📅︎ Sep 28
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I thought of this in the shower

Did you just crawl out of he'll cause you lookin HOT
👤︎ u/AvatarFoxog
📅︎ Sep 20
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This one actually worked...

“I’ve thought you were gorgeous since the day I met you, I’ve recently lost 40 lbs and my dick is working better than ever.”
👤︎ u/jfiber99
📅︎ Aug 27
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I like sweet things, but the thing is

I think you're much sweeter than I initially thought
👤︎ u/just_adhenz
📅︎ Aug 22
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