Waste Pick up lines

The best Waste pick up lines

You know how it’s important not to waste water...

So why don’t we shower together? *works best in a drought area*
👤︎ u/Rollen734
📅︎ Jan 20
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For when getting rejected:

Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time
👤︎ u/ScarredCat10
📅︎ Oct 21
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There are so many things to do with the human mouth

Why waste it on talking?
👤︎ u/madmonkreborn
📅︎ Sep 09
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Can you rip off my eyelids?

because I don't even wanna waste a millisecond not looking at you.
👤︎ u/sucksassfull
📅︎ Aug 17
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There are so many great things to do with the human mouth...

Why waste it on talking?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 07
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Hey are you Fortnite?

Cause you look like a waste of money, but I still wanna play you.
👤︎ u/Johnfree95
📅︎ Jan 19
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Are you a clock I just shit on?

Because you're a waste of time
👤︎ u/mystermermistermer
📅︎ Feb 08
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Damn, are you the lottery?

Because you’re a waste of time and money and I don’t feel confident about my chances to win this one.
👤︎ u/SlickNick74
📅︎ Sep 07
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