The 67 Best Never Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

👍︎ 32

👤︎ u/crackit_boi

📅︎ Feb 18

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You should never date a golfer

They're obsessed with their stroke they only wash their balls after 18 holes

👍︎ 19

👤︎ u/HUNTERBlDEN

📅︎ Feb 16

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Hey girl, I have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting your rear end

👍︎ 2379

👤︎ u/KingKush24

📅︎ Nov 06

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I’ve never been to India

But I’d like to get India pants

👍︎ 26

👤︎ u/MrJack12345

📅︎ Jan 22

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I have never been a mechanic...

But I wouldn't mind changing your fluids

👍︎ 40

👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Nov 30

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girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

👍︎ 1112

👤︎ u/Expensive_Session_92

📅︎ Feb 04

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Do you realize that we never stop tasting our tongues?

Can i taste yours for a change?

👍︎ 1489

👤︎ u/Bitchy_Cherry

📅︎ May 29

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I’ve never had an oxytocin rush

Can you help me achieve one?

👍︎ 3

👤︎ u/nopthepotatostarch

📅︎ Dec 09

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Hey girl are you a fake scenario that will never happen but just hurt my own feelings

Because i can't stop thinking about you

👍︎ 34

👤︎ u/Camuilo

📅︎ Nov 04

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If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar

Coz you never leave my mind.

👍︎ 1120

👤︎ u/Khukundi

📅︎ Jan 08

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girl its a miracle that galileo never found

cos if he did he would say the earth revolves around you

👍︎ 16

👤︎ u/big-nicks-dick-muget

📅︎ Sep 20

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If you were to be a youtube ad

I'd never skip you.

👍︎ 23

👤︎ u/Not__dumb

📅︎ Feb 20

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You know what I would never do to you

Never gonna give you up (You know the rest)

👍︎ 23

👤︎ u/Furystar1703

📅︎ Sep 22

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Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?

It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened. EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/BackAlleySurgeon

📅︎ Feb 19

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Are you Rick Astley's hit song Never Gonna Give You Up?

Because you never letting me down

👍︎ 14

👤︎ u/TheYeetTrain

📅︎ Sep 14

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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth…

Has never been in between your arms

👍︎ 215

👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Dec 29

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Girl, you must must be 1 million dollars

Cuz I'm sure I'll never have that

👍︎ 20

👤︎ u/MegaMig27

📅︎ Jan 26

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I'd never ask you to netflix and chill

I'm more of an IMAX and climax kind of guy.

👍︎ 979

👤︎ u/F90

📅︎ Dec 17

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Youll never guess what im wearing...

The smile you gave me😉😁

👍︎ 48

👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr

📅︎ Jul 21

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Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth

has clearly never stood next to you

👍︎ 2215

👤︎ u/CDoge69

📅︎ Oct 12

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Girl Are you a fan of daft punk?

Cause there might be something about us. (I just came up with it. I don't know if it's Been posted before, ive never heard it tho)

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/HollowfiedNazgul

📅︎ Jan 28

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You know I never knew euphoria, but I think I just met her.

Inspired by “C’est la vie” weathers

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/blazedarkswrod

📅︎ Jul 27

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are you a mechanical pencil?

cuz i’ll never have a dull moment with you

👍︎ 38

👤︎ u/bullshitchicken

📅︎ Jan 08

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Girl, I think you’re REDDIT

Cause I have never been ignored this way ever!🥺

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/pogba-akshay

📅︎ Dec 28

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Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

but that can’t be true because it never led me to you

👍︎ 113

👤︎ u/Armando_Munoz

📅︎ Nov 26

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You make me feel like Rick Astley

I never wanna give you up

👍︎ 81

👤︎ u/charly-snarly

📅︎ Nov 27

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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you,

I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

👍︎ 108

👤︎ u/anonymous0876

📅︎ Dec 01

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Baby call me a lantern man

Because when u will put my bulb in your mouth, you’ll never get it out

👍︎ 3

👤︎ u/sinkingInYourDreams

📅︎ Jan 06

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Do you know we never stop tasting our own tongues?

Other person: yea, so? How about i taste yours for a change?

👍︎ 14

👤︎ u/sid_bb

📅︎ May 23

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Are you an anti vax kid

Cause you are never getting old just like the kid

👍︎ 16

👤︎ u/frisguy1

📅︎ Jan 04

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If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again

Cause I would always miss you ;)

👍︎ 19

👤︎ u/ElUranus

📅︎ Apr 10

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Remind me to never play hide and seek with you

Because a person like you is impossible to find

👍︎ 208

👤︎ u/WarrenGomz77

📅︎ Jan 08

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If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you...

I’d have a nickel, because I’ve never stopped

👍︎ 92

👤︎ u/Piece-Of-Ham

📅︎ Nov 11

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Life is like the word 'color'

It's better with u in it (Sorry if its bad) Edit: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone. I never post, let alone get 1k upvotes for a post, so thanks! Also i got my first award! :D

👍︎ 1359

👤︎ u/Brahmatron96

📅︎ Aug 10

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Dreams are known to never come true

But I saw reality was beautiful when I saw you

👍︎ 25

👤︎ u/SvG112003

📅︎ Feb 14

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If you were a tear drop,

*I would never cry in fear of losing you.*

👍︎ 7

👤︎ u/anonymous0876

📅︎ Dec 18

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If you were a tear in my eye

I would never cry, for fear of losing you.

👍︎ 15

👤︎ u/FunkDoctaSteve

📅︎ Dec 10

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Never had the courage to ask you out on Valentine's...

So, Will you be my quarantine partner for Corona time? - Day 78

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Mar 24

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Looks like you dropped something

Never mind it’s just my shitty pickup line

👍︎ 44

👤︎ u/WolfBlaster133

📅︎ Nov 25

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If I get a flower every time I think of you, I’d only have one flower

Because you never left my mind

👍︎ 113

👤︎ u/TawanMomo2001

📅︎ Oct 15

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Are you this subreddit?

Cause I never get your attention. 😪

👍︎ 79

👤︎ u/Samir0927

📅︎ Oct 08

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LEGO Are you a 1x2 fast cause I wanna stock to you and never come off

All those LEGO fans

👍︎ 7

👤︎ u/myst_caustic

📅︎ Jan 19

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Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home

Idk why I've never seen this one before.

👍︎ 45

👤︎ u/noofence

📅︎ Nov 17

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I owe you a debt I can never repay

You saved me from dying believing angels only came to earth at Christmastime.

👍︎ 2

👤︎ u/Y2KoNo

📅︎ Mar 29

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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...

Has never been in between your arms.

👍︎ 29

👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Oct 26

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Hey are you a corner and I'm a dvd logo?

Cause I'm probably never gonna hit you.

👍︎ 7

👤︎ u/idrisitogs

📅︎ Nov 23

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If I got a penny Everytime I think of you

I would have one penny cause you never leave my mind

👍︎ 54

👤︎ u/Codz2112

📅︎ Sep 29

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Are you the swipe card task?

Coz I never seem to get you right

👍︎ 12

👤︎ u/fredeter

📅︎ Oct 25

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I never remember what i dreamed of the night before

But now that i see you, i know what ive been dreaming of all this time

👍︎ 276

👤︎ u/SearchingForALaugh

📅︎ Oct 20

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I want our love to be like Pi

*Irrational and never ending*

👍︎ 96

👤︎ u/anonymous0876

📅︎ Aug 04

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Golf based pun for a girl called caddie?!

I never get pun appropriate names and am dying to use one!

👍︎ 8

👤︎ u/HypnoBats

📅︎ Sep 24

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This one will get you a girlfriend

If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie. because you never leave

👍︎ 65

👤︎ u/NorthenS

📅︎ Sep 19

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I think we would make a good couple

we are like queen Elizabeth's life left never ending

👍︎ 3

👤︎ u/easportshelp

📅︎ Oct 21

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Hey you remind me of this cute girl I’ve never met

What’s your name?

👍︎ 24

👤︎ u/eyeCmoney

📅︎ May 08

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Girl, if I were to rate you

I'd never use a Richter scale

👍︎ 4

👤︎ u/upvotesdontgivecoins

📅︎ Sep 30

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Girl, are you reddit karma

Cause I can never get enough of you

👍︎ 26

👤︎ u/Introvert_human_Will

📅︎ Sep 14

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The whole world might be getting sick,

But I'll never get sick of looking at you

👍︎ 1204

👤︎ u/EkkoIsEz

📅︎ Apr 04

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Are you a bowl of açaí (or any food y’all haven’t tried yet)?

Because I... 1. Never had you before 2. Be willing to try you 3. Bet you taste delicious

👍︎ 6

👤︎ u/Disabled_Doggo27

📅︎ Sep 27

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Are you a competent government?

Because I've never seen anything like you before

👍︎ 19

👤︎ u/arj_gill

📅︎ Sep 12

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Hey girl, do you love the moon?

Her: yes Me: never imagined you being this narcissistic.

👍︎ 8

👤︎ u/2T4J

📅︎ Aug 06

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I don’t wanna be a narcissist, but I must be a 9/10

because you’re the one (1) I need :) Edit: personally never heard this one but if it seems like a repost (I wouldn’t be surprised cause it sounds like something that would be common) sorry in advance Edit 2, a better version based on a comment: Girl, ur a 9/10 bc I’m the 1 u need :)

👍︎ 15

👤︎ u/AlterideIX

📅︎ Aug 05

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Hey girl, are you Tajikistan

Cause i never heard of you

👍︎ 13

👤︎ u/Sunnatjon

📅︎ Jul 06

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If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you. Why?

Because I'll always miss youuuuuu!!

👍︎ 21

👤︎ u/Ohleezah

📅︎ Feb 13

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Hey are you immortal?

Cause I think your cuteness will never die.

👍︎ 44

👤︎ u/Killadoe

📅︎ Jul 28

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What has a (number)-inch blade and never loses reception?

How about we head over to the bedroom and you can find out.

👍︎ 2

👤︎ u/TheShyGuyGuy

📅︎ May 06

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Oh, are you a desk...

Because I want to write all over you like a 4th grader and then get in trouble for it and then get you cleaned so I never have to see you again!

👍︎ 1

👤︎ u/JimmySeit

📅︎ Sep 14

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If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ☺️

👍︎ 19

👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight

📅︎ Jun 30

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Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

You should never date a golfer

Hey girl, I have never been in a car crash before

I’ve never been to India

I have never been a mechanic...

girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

Do you realize that we never stop tasting our tongues?

I’ve never had an oxytocin rush

Hey girl are you a fake scenario that will never happen but just hurt my own feelings

If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar

girl its a miracle that galileo never found

If you were to be a youtube ad

You know what I would never do to you

Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?

Are you Rick Astley's hit song Never Gonna Give You Up?

Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth…

Girl, you must must be 1 million dollars

I'd never ask you to netflix and chill

Youll never guess what im wearing...

Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth

Girl Are you a fan of daft punk?

You know I never knew euphoria, but I think I just met her.

are you a mechanical pencil?

Girl, I think you’re REDDIT

Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

You make me feel like Rick Astley

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you,

Baby call me a lantern man

Do you know we never stop tasting our own tongues?

Are you an anti vax kid

If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again

Remind me to never play hide and seek with you

If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you...

Life is like the word 'color'

Dreams are known to never come true

If you were a tear drop,

If you were a tear in my eye

Never had the courage to ask you out on Valentine's...

Looks like you dropped something

If I get a flower every time I think of you, I’d only have one flower

Are you this subreddit?

LEGO Are you a 1x2 fast cause I wanna stock to you and never come off

Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home

I owe you a debt I can never repay

Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...

Hey are you a corner and I'm a dvd logo?

If I got a penny Everytime I think of you

Are you the swipe card task?

I never remember what i dreamed of the night before

I want our love to be like Pi

Golf based pun for a girl called caddie?!

This one will get you a girlfriend

I think we would make a good couple

Hey you remind me of this cute girl I’ve never met

Girl, if I were to rate you

Girl, are you reddit karma

The whole world might be getting sick,

Are you a bowl of açaí (or any food y’all haven’t tried yet)?

Are you a competent government?

Hey girl, do you love the moon?

I don’t wanna be a narcissist, but I must be a 9/10

Hey girl, are you Tajikistan

If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you. Why?

Hey are you immortal?

What has a (number)-inch blade and never loses reception?

Oh, are you a desk...

If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

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