Fertil Pick up lines

The best Fertil pick up lines

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?!

Kaboom!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BioMagus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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How do you like your eggs?

For you, I’ll make them scrambled and fertilized
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Audmania
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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Girl, are you fertilizer?

Because you make my tree grow
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DinoRei123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Hey girl, are you an Australian fertilizer?

Because you’re making something grow down under
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/charlespendragon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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How do you like your eggs?

- I think fertilized.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doom_dodo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

scrambled or fertilized?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mitsukaikira
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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Hey girl you want you eggs scrambled

or fertilized
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TyrantTumid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-RadKnows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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How do you like your eggs?

Fried or fertilized?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jayblaze521
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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How do you like your eggs?

Poached, scrambled or fertilized?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Special-Boi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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Hey girl, are you located between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers?

Because that ass is lookin like a Fertile Crescent to me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoubleNegative5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

....fertilized?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dbeachside
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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How do yo like your eggs done in the morning?

You can have em any way you want except fertilized.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fightingpanda94
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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How do you like your eggs in the morning

Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zerohaxsystem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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How do you like your eggs?

Fried or fertilized?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fadamf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolalodge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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