Google Pick up lines

The best Google pick up lines

I need to raise a complain to google

They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.
👤︎ u/kallia16
📅︎ Feb 10
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You showed up on my Google maps

Was looking for a great place to eat out
👤︎ u/chronicStroker11
📅︎ Jan 05
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Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

but that can’t be true because it never led me to you
👤︎ u/Armando_Munoz
📅︎ Nov 26
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Hey baby, are you Google Chrome?

Because you use all of my memory
👤︎ u/ElephantInHerend
📅︎ Dec 29
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I'm mad that google didn't tell me

That you were the best place to eat out
👤︎ u/da_pro_guy
📅︎ Jun 17
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Hey Girl is your name google??

Coz you got everything I am searching for😍😍
👤︎ u/805karansaini
📅︎ Nov 29
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Google Chrome in the streets but Explore in the sheets

I like taking things slow
👤︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
📅︎ Nov 17
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Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat
👤︎ u/whope71803
📅︎ Jun 28
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I think I saw you in a Google search!

Her: For what? Beautiful Singles near me.
👤︎ u/Tanstorm
📅︎ Sep 30
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I’m complaining to google maps about you..

For not being labeled as the best place to eat out
👤︎ u/Evan_Johnson01
📅︎ Sep 11
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im filing a complaint to Google maps

for not recommending you for the best place to eat out
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Jul 23
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hey girl, are you GOOGLE CHROME ?

cuz you occupying way much memory in my head....
👤︎ u/dipesh_does_things
📅︎ Jun 17
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Ugh, google doesn’t work, like, at all!

Every time I look up “best person ever” it doesn’t show pictures of you. ;)
👤︎ u/That-One-Mistake
📅︎ Jun 17
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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart
👤︎ u/totally-not-bread
📅︎ Jan 06
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Do you like social media?

Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?
👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Sep 05
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Girl are you Google stadia?

Cause your getting so hot, you over heatin.
👤︎ u/Joshinator1871
📅︎ Dec 08
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Are you google translate?

Cause you twist every thing I say. Credit to translation fails.
👤︎ u/superninja04
📅︎ Jan 25
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girl are you on google?

cuz i think you’re the one I’ve been searching for
👤︎ u/crystalfood
📅︎ Jan 07
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Roses are red, they say Google maps help you find stuff...

I searched fine and it led me to you, it ain't a bluff 🤪 - Day 13
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 17
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I googled "what's the most important thing made by (country he/she is from)"

First thing that popped up was you
👤︎ u/KlosarNiKola
📅︎ Jan 20
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People Usually Call me Google

Because I know more about you than you know about yourself
👤︎ u/thisandthat1997
📅︎ Dec 15
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My fellow madlads, join this Google classroom

qcnvxq
👤︎ u/bigchungus_mcweeaboo
📅︎ Oct 23
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Hey Babe I think you are Google

Because you have everything I look for
👤︎ u/Yulworld00
📅︎ Aug 18
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Hey is your name Google ?

Because your everything I'm searching for 😍
👤︎ u/lowkeyogee
📅︎ Apr 25
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(Dont know if anyone has done this) Is your name google?

Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
👤︎ u/BambiDaCrypt
📅︎ Jul 11
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I was looking for best places to eat nearby, and..

..my Google Maps sent me to you
👤︎ u/lifereviews
📅︎ Aug 11
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I think I've seen you on Google Maps...

...Yeah, you were on the corner of Good Looks and Charming Personality *wink*
👤︎ u/gfrieder1
📅︎ Apr 20
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Pickup lines for the name Rain

Let your amazing brain generate the best it could, guys. My IRL name is Rain. I'm not from an english speaking country, but people still get the jokes. --- Some, which I've collected/thought/heard throughout the years: The weather forecast told me today, that Rain is "coming" today (and you will get wet) A fun fact, did you know, that Rain has made almost every woman in the world wet? Use a protection while Rain is coming... Like an umbrella. Do you know Pitbull? Cuz I'd like to Rain over you. Hey, I'm globally famous, ask anyone if they know Rain. If you'll be with me, you wouldn't have to listen to 10 hour Rain sounds on YouTube to be relaxed. If you want to know how deep I can go, just google "Rain qoutes."
👤︎ u/Rainkk
📅︎ Mar 21
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This works real well !!

I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
👤︎ u/viralboy12
📅︎ Sep 03
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